It is about time people know that i have been sulking about this whole nobody ever invites me to their weddings! Who do you frikin think you are? who do i frikin think I am? I am someone who appreciates invitations and will make rsvps when told to do so and will cancel my rsvp at the last minute.
okay, maybe that is why people dont invite me.
But people must know that today, as I was having my maghrib slumber (tak elok tido time maghrib), I got a message from a dear friend telling me she has found her soulmate.
At least someone acknowledges my interest. huh.
But then again, could you really meet your soulmate in a week?
Greek mythology has tried explaining how this whole soulmate came about. I disagree with it and as usual have my own theory, which I will now impose on you.
Soulmate is someone who makes drops of saliva waterfalls down your mouth.
And of course I have extended versions of every general principle i create. Soulmates are people who can bring you taffy apples.
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s of saliva waterfalling down my mouth. =p.
okay, maybe that is why people dont invite me.
But people must know that today, as I was having my maghrib slumber (tak elok tido time maghrib), I got a message from a dear friend telling me she has found her soulmate.
At least someone acknowledges my interest. huh.
But then again, could you really meet your soulmate in a week?
Greek mythology has tried explaining how this whole soulmate came about. I disagree with it and as usual have my own theory, which I will now impose on you.
Soulmate is someone who makes drops of saliva waterfalls down your mouth.
And of course I have extended versions of every general principle i create. Soulmates are people who can bring you taffy apples.
d
r
o
p
s of saliva waterfalling down my mouth. =p.
So another word for soulmate is taffy apple.
This entry is dedicated to taffy apples all around the world. i want you, i need you, oh baby, oh baby.
