Listening to 97.6 FM every morning is hazardous; i think i want to be Fara Fauzana now.
Snap out of it. Lawyer! Lawyer!
If you happen to be switching on your radio this morning, *ahem, in fara's tone* topic hot chat kita pada hari ini ialah pasangan saiko.
It certainly made me realize i have to start spreading my sanity to a lot of girls, because apparently, they are insane.
Killing yourself, or slashing your veins with the pisau 10sen will not do any good. Please put Your act together, instead of trying to put his act together. So he messed up. Why punish yourself?
Plus, u cant own someone.
U cant make a voodoo doll out of your man.
I'm not gonna tell you what you should do, because i'm not your psychologist. But heck, if you pay me i'd tell you what to do.
Curiosity killed the cat, people. That is exactly why you should stay calm and drop those knives and pills from your hand.
Because lady, with that amount of curiosity in yourself, you will single-handedly leave the world catless.
6 comments:
huhu. jangan jadi lawyer la, jadi marriage counsellor. many women will benefit from ur metaphorical advices. kahkahkah..
hahaha. marriage counsellor. i think u are fara fauzana enough. except for,maybe she cant write as good. :)
u cant make a voodoo doll out of ur man. sokong!!!!
anonymous:
tanak la jd mrg counselor. tak cool. nak jadi fara fauzana. and u better understand my metaphors!
wolf:
i'm fafau enough? =D. haha.
yes, i'm quotable, i know...
thats the spirit! i nak buat kursus la utk budak2 yg suicidal ni. sure best, boleh show off my fafau-ness. hahahaha.
DON'T BE TOOOOOOOOO OBSESS....
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